CHAVbiza!

Ok seriously I've never seen so many CHAVS as I did in Ibiza! If I didn't know any better I would say London had taken it's garbage and dumped it at Piscus (or PissPiss as I like to call it) Park Hotel, San Antonio, Ibiza...So serious am I that I'm dedicating a whole post!

For those that don't know what a CHAV is, according to Wiki...

A chav is a stereotype of certain people in the United Kingdom. Also known as a charver in Yorkshire and North East England "chavs" are said to be aggressive and arrogant teenagers and young adults, of underclass background, who repeatedly engage in anti-social behaviour such as street drinking, drug abuse and rowdiness, or other forms of juvenile delinquency.

In Australia we would call these people bogans or deros...

So what does CHAV stand for?

Well there are a few thoughts on this but some of the more common are:
CHeltenham AVerage, Council House And Violent and also CHeap And Vulgar... which are all quite accurate really...

Example of CHAVS...













Anyway so basically our "hotel" in Ibiza- and yes I'm using the word hotel very loosely- was swarming with CHAVs... All I could hear was 'sarahhhhh I fink I lost me keyz' or 'she was so fit yeh' or my favourite 'i'm so wasted I forgot to put any knickers on'... I thought at first this was confined to the hotel... But NO! they were everywhere, like a rash, a disease!

Also heads up to all us girls in Oz, did you know that boob cleavage was so 2010... The latest cleavage is bum cleavage... Achieved either by wearing really short tight shorts or underwear that ensure both bum cheeks are hanging out...
Or my personal favourite is to wear a g-string then a really tight short skirt that just skims your bum, so that it looks like you're wearing no underwear at all... I know right, HOT! It's ok, you can thank me later for letting you in early on this fantastic fashion trend...